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Words of wisdom, Disney style. #qotd #quoteoftheday #quote #lumiere #beautyandthebeast #disney

"I am not a country boy. I am not a country boy. I am completely a city boy."

Ryan whispering while realizing that not only does he not know how to remove his car battery, he isn’t sure he even knows how to use a wrench.

“no!!! fox news is liberal!”

This was an actual comment I just saw on Facebook… 

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"Gandhi said that whatever you do in life will be insignificant. But it’s very important that you do it. I tend to agree with the first part. You know what day I’m staring at, Michael? By 22, Ghandi had 3 kids; Mozart 37 symphonies; and Buddy Holly was dead. You once told me, our fingerprints don’t fade from the lives we touch. Is that true for everybody, or is it just poetic bullshit?"

Robert Pattinson, Remember Me (via supersecret-handshake)

"Make sure he buys you a big diamond. You shouldn’t marry a guy who doesn’t go for the big one. Real men buy diamonds."

Ryan, drugged up on NyQuil and spouting obviously sound advice about what I should do about my sort of stalker.

vinsona:

everytime.

(via makemehappyinside)

"Ladies, let me give you some advice. You can throw all your stupid fucking chick-lit, self-help, why-doesn’t-he-love-me books out, because this is all you need to know: Men will treat you the way you let them."

Tucker Max (via tfc479)

(Source: adayin7helife)

all the world’s a stage. on Flickr.