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My preteen dream of seeing the Backstreet Boys in concert is finally coming true. #backstreetsback #alright #backstreetboys #jessemccartney #concert #ticket #tampa #florida
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My preteen dream of seeing the Backstreet Boys in concert is finally coming true. #backstreetsback #alright #backstreetboys #jessemccartney #concert #ticket #tampa #florida
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I met Captain Jack last night! #captainjack #jacksparrow #disney #disney24 #monstroussummer #magickingdom #pirates (at Pirates of the Caribbean)
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Ironman 70.3 Florida! #ironman #ironmanflorida #florida #lakeeva #hainescity (at IRONMAN 70.3 Florida)
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Underwear printed to look like hot pink denim shorts should not be a thing. #walmartproblems #walmart #eww (at Walmart Supercenter)
Not sure if anyone has sent this to you… but I stumbled across it and lamented the future of our country.
good lord SERIOUSLY??
I went to school here…
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In the week since #worldcup6, my dark mark has all but disappeared, but my sunburn, alas, has not. #awkwardtanlines #isweariworesunscreen #stupidsun #mugglequidditch #quidditch #quidditchworldcup #florida #sunburn
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The reflection in my sunglasses is the coolest. #ftlauderdale #junglequeen #reflection #sunglasses #flag #houndstooth #florida (at Jungle Queen Riverboat)
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It was just a tad bit windy at the top of the lighthouse. #keywest #lighthouse #florida #thefloridakeys (at Key West Lighthouse Museum)
| Me: | I have a feeling my grandparents might make me a bit crazy. |
| Ryan: | -er. Crazier. And that's like an 8 hour drive, right? |
| Me: | I'm going to throw myself off the 7 Mile Bridge. |
| Ryan: | Don't do that. You know I already don't like bridges. Don't make me hate them more. |
| Me: | Fine. I'm going to throw myself off the top of the lighthouse. |
| Ryan: | Michelle. Don't ruin lighthouses for me too. I still like them. |
| Me: | Alright, fine, no offing myself. |
| Ryan: | If you must, have one of those six-toed Hemingway cats maul you. |
| Me: | Death by polydactyl. |
| Ryan: | It'd fit you perfectly, you crazy cat lady. |
| Me: | You'd get up to give my eulogy and it would only consist of four words: "I told her so." |
| Ryan: | Exactly. |
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Banana and grape tortellini with an alfredo sauce. Sounds strange, but it was delicious. #lunch #foodporn #sorrynotsorry #nofilter #yum #tortellini #pasta #islandpastacompany #melbourne #florida #adventuring (at Island Pasta Company)
In exactly one month, Erin and I will be in New York. I’m all sorts of excited about it, except in regards to the weather. I am not built for that kind of cold. I’m pretty sure I’m incapable of handling weather below 50°F. I live in Florida. It’s been at least 80°F for most of the last week. Florida doesn’t understand the meaning of winter.
I am going to freeze to death. Or at the very least, be that tourist dressed in a ton of layers.
| Me: | I'm cooolllllddddd. I don't like this weather. |
| Mom: | Michelle, where is Ryan right now? |
| Me: | North Dakota. |
| Mom: | I can guarantee that our Florida boy in North Dakota is much colder than you are right now. What's the temperature there? |
| Me: | The high tomorrow is -1°F... |
| Mom: | See, 48° doesn't sound so bad now, does it? |
| Me: | Yes, fine, he's practically in the arctic tundra and he's colder than I am. |
| [Five minutes later] | |
| Me: | You know, the knowledge that it's colder elsewhere didn't actually change the fact that I'm still- |
| Mom: | OH MY GOD. GO PUT A WARMER SWEATSHIRT ON OR SOMETHING. |
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There’s two reasons I always eat in Japan at Epcot. The service is always absolutely wonderful and there’s this view. #epcot #disney #japan #worldshowcase (at Japan Pavilion)
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One of the biggest perks to living 40 minutes away from Walt Disney World is being able to go to Epcot just for a couple hours simply to see Candlelight Processional because Neil Patrick Harris is narrating.