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Ironman 70.3 Florida! #ironman #ironmanflorida #florida #lakeeva #hainescity (at IRONMAN 70.3 Florida)
michelle. 22. florida.
i like: pop culture. photography. the color purple. shoes. apple products. too many television shows to count. concerts. accents. more shows. rain, but only when i don't get stuck in it. adventures. disney. people who text in full sentences. googling things. kittens. being snarky and sarcastic and slightly mean. also you.
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i like: pop culture. photography. the color purple. shoes. apple products. too many television shows to count. concerts. accents. more shows. rain, but only when i don't get stuck in it. adventures. disney. people who text in full sentences. googling things. kittens. being snarky and sarcastic and slightly mean. also you.
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Underwear printed to look like hot pink denim shorts should not be a thing. #walmartproblems #walmart #eww (at Walmart Supercenter)
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http://www.alternet.org/civil-liberties/16-year-old-girl-arrested-and-charged-felony-science-project-mistake →
Not sure if anyone has sent this to you… but I stumbled across it and lamented the future of our country.
good lord SERIOUSLY??
I went to school here…
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In the week since #worldcup6, my dark mark has all but disappeared, but my sunburn, alas, has not. #awkwardtanlines #isweariworesunscreen #stupidsun #mugglequidditch #quidditch #quidditchworldcup #florida #sunburn
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The reflection in my sunglasses is the coolest. #ftlauderdale #junglequeen #reflection #sunglasses #flag #houndstooth #florida (at Jungle Queen Riverboat)
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It was just a tad bit windy at the top of the lighthouse. #keywest #lighthouse #florida #thefloridakeys (at Key West Lighthouse Museum)
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In which Ryan and I discuss my upcoming family vacation to Key West
Me: I have a feeling my grandparents might make me a bit crazy. Ryan: -er. Crazier. And that's like an 8 hour drive, right? Me: I'm going to throw myself off the 7 Mile Bridge. Ryan: Don't do that. You know I already don't like bridges. Don't make me hate them more. Me: Fine. I'm going to throw myself off the top of the lighthouse. Ryan: Michelle. Don't ruin lighthouses for me too. I still like them. Me: Alright, fine, no offing myself. Ryan: If you must, have one of those six-toed Hemingway cats maul you. Me: Death by polydactyl. Ryan: It'd fit you perfectly, you crazy cat lady. Me: You'd get up to give my eulogy and it would only consist of four words: "I told her so." Ryan: Exactly. -
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Banana and grape tortellini with an alfredo sauce. Sounds strange, but it was delicious. #lunch #foodporn #sorrynotsorry #nofilter #yum #tortellini #pasta #islandpastacompany #melbourne #florida #adventuring (at Island Pasta Company)
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In exactly one month, Erin and I will be in New York. I’m all sorts of excited about it, except in regards to the weather. I am not built for that kind of cold. I’m pretty sure I’m incapable of handling weather below 50°F. I live in Florida. It’s been at least 80°F for most of the last week. Florida doesn’t understand the meaning of winter.
I am going to freeze to death. Or at the very least, be that tourist dressed in a ton of layers.
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Me: I'm cooolllllddddd. I don't like this weather. Mom: Michelle, where is Ryan right now? Me: North Dakota. Mom: I can guarantee that our Florida boy in North Dakota is much colder than you are right now. What's the temperature there? Me: The high tomorrow is -1°F... Mom: See, 48° doesn't sound so bad now, does it? Me: Yes, fine, he's practically in the arctic tundra and he's colder than I am. [Five minutes later] Me: You know, the knowledge that it's colder elsewhere didn't actually change the fact that I'm still- Mom: OH MY GOD. GO PUT A WARMER SWEATSHIRT ON OR SOMETHING. -
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Fezzes are cool. #foreverquotingdoctorwho #epcot #fez #fezzes #fezhouse (at Morocco Pavilion)
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There’s two reasons I always eat in Japan at Epcot. The service is always absolutely wonderful and there’s this view. #epcot #disney #japan #worldshowcase (at Japan Pavilion)
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One of the biggest perks to living 40 minutes away from Walt Disney World is being able to go to Epcot just for a couple hours simply to see Candlelight Processional because Neil Patrick Harris is narrating.
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You know you live in a golfing/country club community when…
There’s two cop cars when the guy making meth in his garage gets busted.
There’s seven cop cars when someone’s bag of golf clubs gets stolen out of their garage. Which, I’d like to add, was left open by the home owner.
Theme: Linear by Peter Vidani
