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An 8-year-old’s homework.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:49:22 -0400

An 8-year-old’s homework.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 12:32:56 -0400

always-amy: Hahaha

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:16:54 -0400

always-amy:

Hahaha

worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:44:00 -0400

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

ostracizedpoodle: who am i shaving for

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:27:47 -0400

ostracizedpoodle:

who am i shaving for

cybugs: possible Cars spin-offs boats abandoned grocery carts walls used toilet...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:11:16 -0400

cybugs:

possible Cars spin-offs

boats

abandoned grocery carts

walls

used toilet paper

unicycles

scratched dvds of schindler’s list

passionrulesus: ha-ra-ki-ri: mauratalityrate: IS THAT NEIL...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:54:49 -0400

passionrulesus:

ha-ra-ki-ri:

mauratalityrate:

IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

bahahaaa. justins face!

Emma Watson for T: The New York Times Style Magazine,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:38:40 -0400

Emma Watson for T: The New York Times Style Magazine, photographed by Alasdair McLellan

The only times Fred or George have been injured is when they...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:22:13 -0400

The only times Fred or George have been injured is when they were apart.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:05:42 -0400

Young Buddhist monks feel their newly shaved heads in Seoul

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:49:13 -0400

Young Buddhist monks feel their newly shaved heads in Seoul

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:33:08 -0400

ididthatonce: stumblingphrases: you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:51:22 -0400

ididthatonce:

stumblingphrases:

you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: if eyes are windows to the soul...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:16:37 -0400

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

if eyes are windows to the soul then jensen ackles has the most beautiful soul ever

thatzak: You hear their voices in your head.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:44:10 -0400

thatzak:

You hear their voices in your head.

fasterfood: “sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:27:43 -0400

fasterfood:

“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society

rabioheab: once when i was like 5 i was drinking milk in the car and i suddenly started sobbing so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:11:10 -0400

rabioheab:

once when i was like 5 i was drinking milk in the car and i suddenly started sobbing so much that my mom had to pull over because i thought i was going to be arrested for drinking and driving

ursinechase: lovely-lace-and-fishnets: auxil: do people really think there’s this sudden influx...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:54:59 -0400

ursinechase:

lovely-lace-and-fishnets:

auxil:

do people really think there’s this sudden influx of gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans* people because it’s “hip” and “cool” now or some shit you realize that there are just as many gay/lesbian/bisexual/trans* people as there were in any point in history it’s just throughout most of history you didn’t hear about any of them because it was REALLY UNSAFE TO BE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

SO MUCH

This is what I tell people every time this conversation comes up.

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:38:32 -0400

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

eloisemidgensacne: In Snape you don’t say “i love you” you say “I’ve joined an organisation that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:22:14 -0400

eloisemidgensacne:

In Snape you don’t say “i love you” you say “I’ve joined an organisation that wants to kill you and everyone you love and i’m going to spend the rest of my life taking the pain of my unrequited love out on innocent children including your son and his friends”. I think that’s beautiful.